Monday, 23 June 2008

Celebrity.

NOGGA: I'LL RIP YOUR F*****G THROAT OUT, YOU C***!







THIS is the shocking photograph of foul-mouthed logistics star Paul Nogomet lunging at a Celeb! snapper.

Troubled route man Nogga, 29, lost his cool when our photogapher caught him in a tender embrace with a mystery blonde.

The £22,000-per-year ace hit glitzy Barnsley to celebrate Genericelectricretailer bosses swelling his pay packet by a whopping two per cent as they fight to keep hold of him.


Dressed in a shapless red t-shirt, Nogomet flung himself at Reg Lightwriter as he emerged from the exclusive Sheath! nightspot.


Slurring his speech, Nogga demanded that Lightwriter hand over incriminating film 'before I rip your f*****g throat out, you c***.'


This morning, concerned friends of the route-planner rallied around him. His agent Roger d'Agent said: "I can confirm that there was an incident on the forecourt of Sheath! nightclub involving my client and a photographer.


"Paul was provoked, and he was standing up for himself. He wanted to have a few drinks in his home town with a female friend. As ever, though, the Press can't leave him alone."


South Yorkshire police confirmed they had received a complaint from a 47-year-old professional photographer.